Welcome to the potentially magical world of me.
“Is this your first blog?”, you may ask. “Possibly not!”, I might answer.
“Is that correct spelling and grammar?”, you will wonder. Well, wonder no more! The answer is “Hopefully!” Where does such sharp wit and overwhelming confidence come from? Could it be one too many knocks to the head while doing a live cover of “Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba? Could it have been purchased on Ebay, along with all those “human souls”, and kidneys I’ve acquired? Is it a reality, or merely an illusion? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.
“Is this entire blog simply a clever collection of mismatched quotes designed to confuse and confound and reveal next to nothing of the true nature of it’s author?”, you may query… right before you disappear along with your comment.
Grab yourself a case of Coca-Cola, a dictionary, and a bottle of aspirin. It’s going to be a bumpy ride, but hold onto that magic carpet, because the journey has just begun.